Joined at The Knit

A tandem bike...

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A Popsicle for you and a friend...

Scentimental Gifts Etc.

Dinner for two...

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Some things are nice to share...

...and somethings are...ah...


awkward.

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In some bizarre-o, 1980's giant-world, a very large Jennifer Beals is missing her sweatshirt. I also see that we've moved beyond skants now and are just using the sleeves as leg warmers...or as I now like to call them, Slegwarmers©.

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"Honey, see, I told you everything would be swell, just swell! Jim and Bob hardly made any fun of you at all, and you know how those boys are, they'll probably be too hungover to bring it up at your sales meeting with the boss tomorrow anyway. Now, don't you pay any attention to that camera!

...Oh Tommy, *sigh, I wish you wouldn't drink so much. "

Emasculation via Knitwear circa 1963.

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...Remember that scene in Alien?

You know...

This one?

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Lego version used for the sake of the squeamish, and because it's awesome.

I'm seeing a similarity, although Mom seems a lot happier about her lil' chestburster than Kane did.

What A Bunch of Skants...

So, I've not posted in over a year.

That is not awesome.
Not at all.

This however...is awesome...in so. many. horrible. ways...

Sweater Pants...'Skants'

The Urban Dictionary defines Skants as: When one takes a sweater or shirt, turns it upside down and wears it as pants. Legs go through the arm holes. Sewing up the neck hole is optional.

Thanks Regretsy!

Taylor Lautner, I blame you. (I'm ignoring the Duran Duran comment.)

Thanks to elistmania!

Joseph and the technicolor dream skants.

Oh Regretsy! More goodness...

I don't believe this exists, but all I can think of is the term 'Birthing pants.' That's all I can see, birthing pants. Cant. unsee. it. (Although, I do truly love her 'look at my incredible angst and artistry' pose. )

Now, that second pair, it just looks like she had a massive blow out. Next time, don't go for the chili, sweetcheeks.

But hang on, let me get back to that first number. If you actually made that hoodie, I will give props to your skills. If however, you, as I assume, just put it on in such a fashion...let me offer you some assistance:

"Skants."

seriously.