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Forbidden Planet

I wonder what kind of woman would wear this? Probably Kaby, pictured above, who made this awesome Wonder Woman inspired sweater.

missaprillynn's flickr
Man, here's another handmade gem that's just Super. Though I know it would increase the odds of getting sucked into a jet engine, I'd love to see this with a little knit cape...though I'd save that for 'evening wear.'

craft chick's flickr
Aw! Yeah, it's like winter in Metropolis.

Chris Wass' Flickr

The Green Lantern. I love the fact that this costume looks homemade...and I mean that as a compliment. I think it's awesome, from the knitted mask, right down to the matching Chuck Taylors. Oh, and that sweater, sure, it makes a great costume, but don't think for a moment I wouldn't wear that to the office if it was mine.

Mark Newport

"In these I work to forge the link between childhood experience and an adult understanding of protection, masculinity, and heroism." -Artist Mark Newport. Check out the link for more of Mark's knit costumes. There's also a plethera of other comic book infused fiber art on his site. And finally, Mr. Newport, the fact that Mr. Fantastic's costume is so long is hilarious. Well played sir. Well played.

Men Who Knit

Can't decide on a favorite super? Split the difference like knitter Zach M! Zach and his gang at Men who Knit are proving that dudes can be just as creative as the ladies when it comes to crafting up some fine fibers.

Midnight Scribbles
But why settle for a paltry dynamic duo when you can have a whole Justice League? Hawkman, Martian Manhunter, Supes, Wonder Woman, Bats, and the Green Lantern are all representing...The Flash and Aquaman are also included, though you can't see them in this shot. Here's the pattern if you want to make one yo'self.

Can't knit? Well, that's alright, there are still some pretty slick commercial wears out there, though you might have to hunt for them.

The Thrifty Knitter
This sweater looks like it was hit by a little kryptonite. However, the thrifty knitter Nikol plans to put it to rights. It's the American way. (Along with truth and justice...and apple pie. Who doesn't like pie? Lex Luthor, that's who.)

daisyfairbanks

Vintage Bats. There is just so much about this sweater that I don't understand. Why is it yellow and red? Is it actually made for a woman? Because the cut makes me think so. Is Batman brooding or just constipated? Did Adam West approve this message?

Weardrobe 
If the Ketchup and Mustard number isn't making you think "WOW! BAM! POW!" then you might prefer the more subtle, classic approch of  the H&M Batman sweater. You'll find it in the little boy's section. So, if you, like the above girlchild, are cursed/blessed, depending on your point of view, with a petite frame, it can be yours as well.

Stay super everyone.

It's A Beautiful Day in The...

 NeighborhooAAAAAAGH!!!!!

All those years I trusted you!

I never knew he lived on Elm Street! Seriously though, the Freddy Krueger sweater is an iconic image of both knitwear and horror. You see those red and green stripes and you instantly know that you're about to die...or that you're at least about to suffer through some horrible puns.

And, like all iconic things, it ends up being a costume for your pet. Don't believe me? Listen, nothing is sacred. Not even Jackie O...not. even. Jackie.O. 

Pillbox hat is filled with snausages.

But, back to the main theme...

No Dice Knits

Awww! So cuddly, so adorable, so full of murderous rage! The great thing about Krueger Kat is that he doesn't even need the little leather knife glove. He's naturally gifted with tiny slashing claws! Still, I feel this isn't the right cat for the job...

Freddy Cat

Yeah, there we go. Just imagine waking up with this precious lamb yowling good morning in your face. I'm sure he's best friends with this guy.

Of course, it doesn't stop with pets.

Skankin' it up

As Kim Kardashian up there tells us, there is no costume out there that cannot be 'sexified.'

"Hmm, you know, like, I'd like to like go as like, something like scary, but well, like, I just don't like, know what! Ooo! A like, sexy Freddy Krueger sweater dress thing! It's like, perfect! Nothing's like hotter than a serial killing burn victim! ...Like."

Ha cha cha cha!

Sweater? I only just met 'er!

Tinsel Town

"No child can beat the Grinch!"

Image from screencapheaven.com

Hollywood knows a good thing when it sees it and Christmas Sweaters are no exception. One of my favorite Christmas movies "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" based off of Dr. Seuss's book actually showcases what may be my favorite C.S (look at me abbreviating things like a pro!) of all time. It really encompasses the whole gamut of desired elements. The oversized tree, the shiny appliqued heart and "XMAS" writing...not to mention the belt of "ho ho ho!" that encircles his waist. The candy cane sleeves are a beautiful thing and the jingle bells add just the right amount of unavoidable holiday noise. However, the thing that really takes this Hollywood star to "A list" status is...well, "you could even say it glows." That's right! It lights up! How festive can you get?!?! If Cindy Loo really wants to know "where are you Christmas?" Look no further kiddo! Even the Grinch can't deny the jolliness it brings...I think maybe that's the real reason his heart grew three sizes that day. Pair it with festive lederhosen and a devil may care attitude and you've got one block buster of an outfit.


"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

OK, now, technically, this isn't a "Christmas Sweater" but, I think you'll all agree with me, that it more than belongs here. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation created one of the most begrudgingly beloved characters to ever grace the silver screen when some genius penned up "Cousin Eddie." Yep, I'm serious Clark. Leave it Jenny to wax nostalgic...“Ah, the classic Cousin Eddie! Nothing says ‘annoying family member’ like a skin-tight white sweater with a green dickie underneath. Cousin Eddie takes bad fashion to a new level. You know, this little number has become a legacy, but let’s not overlook Chevy Chase ’s monstrosity. That was a really, really, really bad style, and the person who designed it should have been shot.” Still, that dickie, spectacular.
"Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark."


As a matter of fact, it seems like that outfit that screams "You about ready to do some kissing?" is becoming a Christmas tradition all on its own.


Image from photobucket

Good lands Mr! You've nailed it right down to those white, square toed shoes! If only that mug (hopefully filled with eggnog) was one of those finely crafted moose heads!


Image by Kathleen Rockwell

Not bad, not bad, not as accurate as #1, but a good solid effort and A+ on the see-through sweater there champ!


Image by Glamorous Jo -Flickr

Another excellent attempt at the "Cousin Eddie" I think what sells it for me is that smug sense of satisfaction we see etched in that smile.


Image by Jackson1979 -Flickr

Hmm...you know when you go to the costume store and you're looking for say...a Santa Suit but all they have left is the one in electric orange? I think that's kind of what happened here. (I'd be disgruntled too dude!) See through white sweater? Check. Horrible white shoes? Check. Dickie? Check. Poorly fitting pants? Check. Correct color combo? A swing and a miss. However, I like the way he's trying to make up for the improper color scheme by hooking a few beers to his belt...classy move, and one Cousin Eddie would surely have endorsed. Still, I see no signs of Christmas...or a party...or anything that seems...out...of...the...ordinary. Maybe it's just an unusual lifestyle choice? Eh, to each his own.

Well, Mele Kalikimaka to all!