Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Not a long post today, just a little something to mark the occasion. I'd write more, but I'm too chocked full of tryptophan and contentment to bother. Now, if you're not American and don't celebrate the holiday, then I just hope you've had a great Thursday. If you haven't, then I hope this horrific, holiday hat puts a smile on your face. I think disastrously amazing knitwear is something we can all be thankful for, regardless of nationality. Gobble gobble everyone!

Nothin' Better Than A Tall Cold One...

...except, maybe one of these:

 

ajfosik's flickr
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, others like to wear their beer on their chest. Whatever. Still, I've barely tapped the keg when it comes to these well brewed gems. I wonder, do you have to be 21 to wear one of these bad boys? "Sorry kid, I'm going to have to bring you in for dressing while underage. I can tell this ID is fake. You'll get off easy if you tell us who bought you the sweater." I don't know. Who cares?  Just remember to always dress responsibly and  have a designated sweater if you're going to drive.

For more, check out Aj Fosik's Flickr, as he's the genius who compiled these lovelies. Also, he's a killer artist in the realms of woodwork, so do yourself a favor and clicky the linky. 

Promotional knit beer sweaters from the 70s and 80s. All of these sweaters were unearthed by me, rescued from moldy basements, plucked from dingy backwaters and ripped from the backs of greasy sh*tleopards. Unfortunately none of these trophies are for sale. -Aj Fosik

Still, some sweaters require a prescription...but you can only wear it in 14 states...legally.

fashion addicts
Dude...what we need is like a big Doritos sweater or like a YEAH! like a big burrito sweater from Taco Bell, they're only 99¢! Yeah man...that'd be just like...so awesome.

Out Of Control Turtlenecks!

It's finally autumn. The air is crisp, the leaves are changing, and everyone's breaking out the cold weather gear. One staple of which is, the turtleneck. Now, a turtleneck is a versatile  piece of clothing; it can be dressed up or down as the occasion demands. Elegant or casual, you can't go wrong with a simple turtleneck.

Right?

 

 Kempt

  I said simple! Geeze...nobody listens to me.

"Hey fella, you got a little something on your ne... Oh, it's part of the sweater? Right, sorry. Hey...did you make it from one of those pot holder kits we used to play with when we were kids? No? Oh, it's designer? Dolce & Gabbana? Really? Do they have one of those pot holder kits?"

BattalionArmour

WHY? WHY, would you kill a harmless Domo for fashion? WHY? Shame on you Mason Martin Magiela!

Kawaii Plushies

why?

Where is PETA when you need them?

Shavarross

I feel like she's hiding something terrible under there.  Like, if I was to unbutton that cigarette-like tower covering her face, I'd see something terrifying, like this:

 or this:

 or this

 God bless you Steve Buscemi...you and your horrible teeth.

Now, not every turtleneck tragedy comes from the turtleneck itself. No...sometimes it's more of a 'user error.'

 celebrity workout

Speaking of errors, here's this total douche "celebrity," Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino of Jersey Shore. Before he became a (sighs to self to have to use this term) star, he was just a normal guy, hanging out with the fam...taking some pictures. Mike, welcome to your awkward family photo...

Buzznet

CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE (and white and grey) we've got an overdose on ribbed turtlenecks here! Everyone stay calm! STAY CALM! We've got (say it with me!) THE SITUATION under control! (Well...maybe not. I think someone needs to invest in a Bro.) But yeah, wow. That's just...that's just a whole lot of turtleneck for one family. Remember Situation kids, you can have too much of a good thing...or well, too much of a thing.